I know it’s early, but it’s never too early to enjoy an eruption of Mt. Steinbrenner.

“Enough is enough. I am bitterly disappointed, as I am sure all Yankee fans are, by the lack of performance by our team. It is unbelievable to me that the highest paid team in baseball would start the season in such a deep funk. They are not playing like true Yankees. They have the talent to win and they are not winning. I expect Joe Torre, his complete coaching staff and the team to turn this around.”

George Steinbrenner, on his $200,000,000.00-plus investment.