The saying, “Time flies when you’re having fun” may explain a common male malady, but time zips along quite well when you’re not having fun too. It’s hilarious that a visit to the link above includes the disclaimer, “This article or section is in need of attention from an expert on the subject.” I guess nobody’s quick to step up as an “expert” in this particular arena.

Wikipedia’s passage isn’t short, and includes an incredibly tough grading curve by Masters and Johnson, who declared we’re early earth shakers if we make the “Oh! Oh!” face before our partner more than fifty percent of the time. Um, what if that little achievement takes an hour, or two, or more? We’re still fast-lane losers? I think the more reasonable definition is the two minutes that other sex researchers have used as a yardstick. Sadly, a brief survey by Kinsey in the 1950s swiftly showed that 75% of men could not execute the two minute, um, drill, half the time they had the opportunity.

Suddenly the post ended, and she wondered why it couldn’t have lasted just a little bit longer…