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Four (Not) Score and Seven Years Ago

The saying, “Time flies when you’re having fun” may explain a common male malady, but time zips along quite well when you’re not having fun too. It’s hilarious that a visit to the link above includes the disclaimer, “This article or section is in need of attention from an expert on the subject.” I guess nobody’s quick to step up as an “expert” in this particular arena.

Wikipedia’s passage isn’t short, and includes an incredibly tough grading curve by Masters and Johnson, who declared we’re early earth shakers if we make the “Oh! Oh!” face before our partner more than fifty percent of the time. Um, what if that little achievement takes an hour, or two, or more? We’re still fast-lane losers? I think the more reasonable definition is the two minutes that other sex researchers have used as a yardstick. Sadly, a brief survey by Kinsey in the 1950s swiftly showed that 75% of men could not execute the two minute, um, drill, half the time they had the opportunity.

Suddenly the post ended, and she wondered why it couldn’t have lasted just a little bit longer…


  1. Megan

    Wow. Honestly, I don’t even get that post at all. But all I can think of when I read it is “You need a girlfriend dad.”

    Or a sports car or somethihng =)

  2. Anonymous

    I’m with Megan on this one, so how did the idea for this post come up?

    I got some insight into male thinking a few years back after an overheard, matter of the fact conversation between my 3 nephews and the neighbor’s two boys, average age 7, about their respective manliness’. It helped me understand a lot and sometimes age doesn’t matter.

    Hey, we all have a shortcoming somewhere along the line don’t we? Isn’t it all about working with what you got and having fun in the process without grading the outcome? The important thing here is – is your partner content or glad its quick. Sadly enough I know one too many women that quick isn’t quick enough.


  3. Anonymous

    As my Dad said” “a pecker has no conscience” so 2 seconds or 2 hours is better than no seconds…..or hours….what men really need is GPS…..

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  5. Anonymous

    I really like when people are expressing their opinion and thought. So I like the way you are writing

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