Top 5 things not to do or say in an Art Museum… March 31, 2006 / fifteenkey / 0 Comments 5. Stick your ABC gum on a painting. 4. “Hey, where’s the beaker of piss with the crucifix in it?” 3. Stumble around drunk near priceless vases. 2. “Oh, is that the dude that cut off his ear?” 1. “I could do that.” No, you couldn’t. If you could, you would have… ass-clown. Share this:TwitterFacebookLinkedInPocketRedditEmailLike this:Like Loading... Uncategorized Previous post Dawn of a Good Day Next post Twice Daley Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.