Tonight’s search for “Santa’s Little Helper” turned up Mr. Potatoe Head, the Dan Quayle Edition.

Let’s get this party started with a perfect gift for any pal planning a traditional Christmas beer bash! Now, many of you are looking for more sophisticated gifts to um, present at the swanky parties you attend. Me, I lean toward either the nostalgic or purely intellectual gift. Then again, you may opt for something edgy and high-tech, but with a “humanoid personality.” In any case, you can’t go wrong with any of these impressive holiday tokens.

You know, the holidays are one of the most romantic times of the year. In 2006, I think it would be just swell if some of you more progressive women got on bended knee and gave your man one of these.

Even the holidays have a downside, and Mr. Glass Half-Full is here to point out a solution. Yep, after the egg-nogs, cookies and pork rinds, this can help you manage away the holiday wreath that’s grown around your waist.

Oops, I almost forgot to note the next holiday film feature from “Fifteenkey’s Film Festivus.” This is the Daley boys favorite clip from “Elf.” “Look at you!”