Pre-Game
- Uh, Tom Delay is going to be on “Dancing with the Stars?” As if that didn’t suck enough already. Jeez. I feel sicker than I did in the first quarter of the opener last year.
- Is TO the Kanye West of the eneffel?
- They should boot Hank Jr. and have Hank “tree” open these games.
- Already I can tell this isn’t as much fun as cracking right-wing nuts.
1st Quarter
- I think that kicker regrets going near Lawrence Maroney.
- Wow, that was a very generous spot on the 3rd down pass to Faulk…
- Hmmm… In the past Brady would have snuck for the 4 inches.
- OK, commercials suck, but the Autotrader one wasn’t bad.
- What a freakin’ neck on Posluszny
- Brady is jacked and overthrowing… Settle down, big guy.
- Um, that was a nice sweater.
- Oh, and Maddy can say, “Football… Woooooo!!!” She’s so talented.
- Hey, there’s Leslie’s TV!
- Nice tackling on that Trent Edwards scramble… WTF? This is football!
- Shouldn’t the Pat’s be up like 14-0 by now?
- Jerrod Mayo hurt??? Oh, wait, that’s not important. Let’s run an IBM commercial.
- Sorry, but Corona in a can just isn’t going to work.
- Vince is tired because he just chased down a running back on the prior play. Pay attention!
- Oh, what? The Bills scored?
- OK, at what point will the Pats figure out they need to block and tackle tonight?
- The Adrian Peterson B&W; Nike commercial is art.
- Didn’t Richard Seymour used to play where that big friggin hole has been all night?
- Well, that was a good first quarter for NFL fans already under a snow emergency…
2nd Quarter
- Gotta catch that, TO…
- I like the Bills effort on D.
- FIOS seems cool, but I can’t bear to give Verizon another dime.
- Man, Tedy Bruschi’s been invisible tonight.
- Two words: Kevin Faulk.
- Now THAT was a Brady rope to Moss!
- I repeat: Kevin Faulk.
- Nice drive, and the rust is coming off Mr. Brady. He threaded that pass to Welker.
- Who’s that Packer with the Fabio ‘do?
- Trent Edwards really needs to shave that cheesy ‘stache.
- Oh, yeah. I’ll be all over a Chicken Parm at Dunkins…
- It seems maybe Bill Belichick went all vampire on the asses of his defenders.
- Example Lee Bodden…
- The Dirty Dancer has died. RIP Patrick Swayze.
- Oh, and 63% of doctors favor a public option…
- I’m sure the ad agencies are cutting GM a break ‘cuz it’s our tax dollars, right?
Halftime
- Southwest loves bags.
- Can a guy in a marching band hat really be “the soul?”
3rd Quarter
- Intentional grounding maybe, but roughing the passer?
- Dickipedia entry for Kanye West
- Tom Brady sound a little like Beavis when he’s trying to draw the Bills offside.
- It seems Beavis is establishing a rhythm…
- If “that’s Tom Brady,” then who was that other guy?
- Oh, the other guy just threw a 4th and 2 at Welker’s feet.
- OK, I want that smiling jackass to be caught and mauled by the bear.
- The Pats are still losing…
- Now by 7 again…
- Buffalo is very undiciplined… Spearing?
- Brady runs for the first! He hasn’t lost a step… He’s still slow.
4th Quarter
- Bob Kraft has got to lose the blue shirt / white collar thing.
- One more time. Kevin Faulk.
- Maybe TO’s not big on Buffalo wings.
- 3 auto insurers duking it out tonight… I’m not mentioning them.
- What’s with the 1/2 second “Are your credit cards max…” commercialis interuptus?
- OH! TO mouthing off and the interference call is on him!
- Whoa… Nice screen for 17 and a first. Buffalo is believing it now.
- Adalius Thomas has been a disappointment. That penalty didn’t help.
- Wow is right.
- Wouldn’t 36 hour Cialis almost certainly cause some degree of lost vision and hearing, along with a pulled hammy? I’m just sayin’.
- Where does New England need to go? Uh, the end zone.
- Galloway? Seems he retired too.
- Nice catch, Ben.
- Good thing you didn’t drop that one or you would have been joining big Sey in Oaktown.
- Should have taken a knee, son.
- If the Bills lose this game, they beat themselves.
- I think this Christmas will be a good time to pick up a PS3, Wii or xBox. The price cutting is already underway.
- OK Ben, that was a sweet catch.
- Please just tackle now.
- “A defining moment for Trent Edwards?” Unlikely. These announcers… Every situation is not monumental. This one better not be.
- And in other rugby action tonight…
Postgame
- Couldn’t Brady just be gracious and tell Suzie Kolber he wanted to kiss her?
- The Patriots were very lucky to win tonight. If Mayo is seriously hurt, that defense is in trouble.
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