Pre-Game

  • Uh, Tom Delay is going to be on “Dancing with the Stars?” As if that didn’t suck enough already. Jeez. I feel sicker than I did in the first quarter of the opener last year.
  • Is TO the Kanye West of the eneffel?
  • They should boot Hank Jr. and have Hank “tree” open these games.
  • Already I can tell this isn’t as much fun as cracking right-wing nuts.

1st Quarter

  • I think that kicker regrets going near Lawrence Maroney.
  • Wow, that was a very generous spot on the 3rd down pass to Faulk…
  • Hmmm… In the past Brady would have snuck for the 4 inches.
  • OK, commercials suck, but the Autotrader one wasn’t bad.
  • What a freakin’ neck on Posluszny
  • Brady is jacked and overthrowing… Settle down, big guy.
  • Um, that was a nice sweater.
  • Oh, and Maddy can say, “Football… Woooooo!!!” She’s so talented.
  • Hey, there’s Leslie’s TV!
  • Nice tackling on that Trent Edwards scramble… WTF? This is football!
  • Shouldn’t the Pat’s be up like 14-0 by now?
  • Jerrod Mayo hurt??? Oh, wait, that’s not important. Let’s run an IBM commercial.
  • Sorry, but Corona in a can just isn’t going to work.
  • Vince is tired because he just chased down a running back on the prior play. Pay attention!
  • Oh, what? The Bills scored?
  • OK, at what point will the Pats figure out they need to block and tackle tonight?
  • The Adrian Peterson B&W; Nike commercial is art.
  • Didn’t Richard Seymour used to play where that big friggin hole has been all night?
  • Well, that was a good first quarter for NFL fans already under a snow emergency…

2nd Quarter

  • Gotta catch that, TO…
  • I like the Bills effort on D.
  • FIOS seems cool, but I can’t bear to give Verizon another dime.
  • Man, Tedy Bruschi’s been invisible tonight.
  • Two words: Kevin Faulk.
  • Now THAT was a Brady rope to Moss!
  • I repeat: Kevin Faulk.
  • Nice drive, and the rust is coming off Mr. Brady. He threaded that pass to Welker.
  • Who’s that Packer with the Fabio ‘do?
  • Trent Edwards really needs to shave that cheesy ‘stache.
  • Oh, yeah. I’ll be all over a Chicken Parm at Dunkins…
  • It seems maybe Bill Belichick went all vampire on the asses of his defenders.
  • Example Lee Bodden…
  • The Dirty Dancer has died. RIP Patrick Swayze.
  • Oh, and 63% of doctors favor a public option…
  • I’m sure the ad agencies are cutting GM a break ‘cuz it’s our tax dollars, right?

Halftime

  • Southwest loves bags.
  • Can a guy in a marching band hat really be “the soul?”

3rd Quarter

  • Intentional grounding maybe, but roughing the passer?
  • Dickipedia entry for Kanye West
  • Tom Brady sound a little like Beavis when he’s trying to draw the Bills offside.
  • It seems Beavis is establishing a rhythm…
  • If “that’s Tom Brady,” then who was that other guy?
  • Oh, the other guy just threw a 4th and 2 at Welker’s feet.
  • OK, I want that smiling jackass to be caught and mauled by the bear.
  • The Pats are still losing…
  • Now by 7 again…
  • Buffalo is very undiciplined… Spearing?
  • Brady runs for the first! He hasn’t lost a step… He’s still slow.

4th Quarter

  • Bob Kraft has got to lose the blue shirt / white collar thing.
  • One more time. Kevin Faulk.
  • Maybe TO’s not big on Buffalo wings.
  • 3 auto insurers duking it out tonight… I’m not mentioning them.
  • What’s with the 1/2 second “Are your credit cards max…” commercialis interuptus?
  • OH! TO mouthing off and the interference call is on him!
  • Whoa… Nice screen for 17 and a first. Buffalo is believing it now.
  • Adalius Thomas has been a disappointment. That penalty didn’t help.
  • Wow is right.
  • Wouldn’t 36 hour Cialis almost certainly cause some degree of lost vision and hearing, along with a pulled hammy? I’m just sayin’.
  • Where does New England need to go? Uh, the end zone.
  • Galloway? Seems he retired too.
  • Nice catch, Ben.
  • Good thing you didn’t drop that one or you would have been joining big Sey in Oaktown.
  • Should have taken a knee, son.
  • If the Bills lose this game, they beat themselves.
  • I think this Christmas will be a good time to pick up a PS3, Wii or xBox. The price cutting is already underway.
  • OK Ben, that was a sweet catch.
  • Please just tackle now.
  • “A defining moment for Trent Edwards?” Unlikely. These announcers… Every situation is not monumental. This one better not be.
  • And in other rugby action tonight…

Postgame

  • Couldn’t Brady just be gracious and tell Suzie Kolber he wanted to kiss her?
  • The Patriots were very lucky to win tonight. If Mayo is seriously hurt, that defense is in trouble.